Banned
Last night (Sunday) I went to the Grey Eagle to play a cash game, I notice a really intoxicated lady playing the tournament but I don't pay a lot of attention to her, until I see a security guard pull her aside.
Well now my interest is peaked, especially when I see that there are suddenly four guards and one of them is holding her full wine glass.
The guy who just sat down beside me had just got knocked out of the tourney and our new dealer had just also switched over from the tourney as well, almost simultaneously they say, Oh she's a keeper and Ain't she lovely and then they both burst out laughing.
The guy beside me, I will call him Big D, must weigh a good solid 600 pounds and the dealer I will call Tom (I can't remember his name) has a really weird speaking voice, so between the two of them I was really intrigued.
At any rate Big D says that after they kick her drunk ass the out the door he will tell us how is was at the table with her before he joined us.
So now the table is all eagerly waiting for her to be tossed out and after about 10 minutes of her arguing with four burly men she is gone, full wine glass sitting on a table.
Everyone stops (even Tom) and looks at Big D to speak.
So apparently she was just a vulgar drunk from the get-go and she kept telling people to f*ck off, and go f*ck themselves and was just basically being a belligerent wino.
Big D was in a hand with her and he ended up folding his two pair on the turn because there was a flush possibility and he didn't want to lose his chips to her.
He folds and asks the dealer (Tom) to rabbit hunt and the drunk lady yells across the table Go f*ck yourself you prick.
Big D says he laughs and says, I wasn't calling you a rabbit, I was asking to see the last card.
And she stands up and pounds on the table and says I said Fu*k you, you fat f*cking f*ck.
Tom tells her she needs to stop swearing, quietly he motions for the security to be alerted and she sits down quietly and orders another glass of wine. (and they bring her one, which is stupid)
So now Tom in this odd voice (a cross between a lisp with a accent I think ) tells us that once she sits down and shuts up (for a few minutes) she looks at him square in the face and says Tom is my favorite dealer
But then she turns to the lady beside her, covers her mouth and says loudly enough for everyone to hear, I f*cking hate Tom.
So yeah, she is forever banned from the Grey Eagle and we all laughed and laughed.
But hey, this story it doesn't end here
Big D, (who has the biggest laugh ever) then proceeds to tells us about the time he got himself banned for life from the Venetian after going to Vegas for only a 24 hour stay.
To be continued.......................
Well now my interest is peaked, especially when I see that there are suddenly four guards and one of them is holding her full wine glass.
The guy who just sat down beside me had just got knocked out of the tourney and our new dealer had just also switched over from the tourney as well, almost simultaneously they say, Oh she's a keeper and Ain't she lovely and then they both burst out laughing.
The guy beside me, I will call him Big D, must weigh a good solid 600 pounds and the dealer I will call Tom (I can't remember his name) has a really weird speaking voice, so between the two of them I was really intrigued.
At any rate Big D says that after they kick her drunk ass the out the door he will tell us how is was at the table with her before he joined us.
So now the table is all eagerly waiting for her to be tossed out and after about 10 minutes of her arguing with four burly men she is gone, full wine glass sitting on a table.
Everyone stops (even Tom) and looks at Big D to speak.
So apparently she was just a vulgar drunk from the get-go and she kept telling people to f*ck off, and go f*ck themselves and was just basically being a belligerent wino.
Big D was in a hand with her and he ended up folding his two pair on the turn because there was a flush possibility and he didn't want to lose his chips to her.
He folds and asks the dealer (Tom) to rabbit hunt and the drunk lady yells across the table Go f*ck yourself you prick.
Big D says he laughs and says, I wasn't calling you a rabbit, I was asking to see the last card.
And she stands up and pounds on the table and says I said Fu*k you, you fat f*cking f*ck.
Tom tells her she needs to stop swearing, quietly he motions for the security to be alerted and she sits down quietly and orders another glass of wine. (and they bring her one, which is stupid)
So now Tom in this odd voice (a cross between a lisp with a accent I think ) tells us that once she sits down and shuts up (for a few minutes) she looks at him square in the face and says Tom is my favorite dealer
But then she turns to the lady beside her, covers her mouth and says loudly enough for everyone to hear, I f*cking hate Tom.
So yeah, she is forever banned from the Grey Eagle and we all laughed and laughed.
But hey, this story it doesn't end here
Big D, (who has the biggest laugh ever) then proceeds to tells us about the time he got himself banned for life from the Venetian after going to Vegas for only a 24 hour stay.
To be continued.......................
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