Oh Jimmy Throw That Shit Away

Sorry for the delay in results, it seems the courier pigeon was on a break

1. Mike M - 507
2. Graham K - 500
3. Evan - 500
4. Francis - 500
5. Adam(Not new Adam, it's old Adam, although technically he isn't old, I mean he's older than new Adam but younger than someone who should be referred to as old, although anyone under 20 would likely call him old and they'd be right but anyone older than him would call him a baby, not like a baby they want to swaddle, but rather a baby in age comparison to them. Example; Compared to Jimmy he's a baby and Jimmy probably has socks as old as Adam, but then again he doesn't call his socks old or baby he just calls them socks, so bottom line, Jimmy, time to throw away your socks, that is disgusting, you have enough money to buy new ones.) - 175
6. Big Al - 70